lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

At first I read “Walter” and it was funnier that way

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"I think we all have that beautiful craziness that held us when everything around us is so insanely sane."
Julio Cortázar (via feellng)

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kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

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ex0rdiium:

A Day To Remember | End Of Me.
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tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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